Frjtz was so late '90s, and like most late-'90s San Francisco endeavors, it thrived and sparkled and faded and hung on and generally lasted much longer than anyone thought possible.  Sadly, it now exists only as a place from which to order delivery through parasitic delivery companies.*

The concept on Valencia Street was big, beautiful, and well done.  Even in its last two years there, the food was delicious, and the portion sizes were large.  The different sauces really did make the meal, and you could have the same thing over and over again and never get bored, just because of those sauces.  I always liked eating here.  Strangely, it was a scene that felt OK to exist in in private.  The plastic chandelier and furry pillows and weird kitschy wallpaper were fine for other people's Instagram photos.  I just liked eating piles of carbs drenched in delicioso sauces.

When they moved to 17th Street, the cracks started to show.  The menu was still just as big, but the tiny interior couldn't really handle a full menu.  I know that doesn't make sense, but if you took the wonderful opportunity to eat here before it became a delivery-only place, I think you'll understand what I'm getting at.  The service on 17th was a little bit too good; it verged on hovering.  They were trying to do the best they could, but they saw the writing on the wall.  I'm glad their food still exists, but I probably won't be ordering it for reasons explained in the asterisked footnote.

I miss late-'90s San Francisco.  Everything seemed possible, and you didn't need ridiculous amounts of money to be able to afford to live or eat out here.  It was also comfortable to sit and eat in restaurants.  Even a place as intentionally decorated as Frjtz was comfortable.  Now it's all hard surfaces, uncomfortable stools, and ridiculous loudness.

*In case you haven't noticed lately, San Francisco restaurants are getting decimated by delivery companies that charge both the restaurant and the customer too much, but on-demand instant gratification is in style these days, especially among the young, even though they supposedly care about sustainability, good jobs, and the environment, which these parasitic companies are all bad for.

A kilo of fries?

Go ahead. Do what comes naturally. Ask "How many pounds is a kilo of fries" because America does not use the metric system like everyone else in the world but let's save that heated debate for another day.

2.2 pounds is a kilo per the internets. I checked. You'll probably check too. I recommend it. Get smarter.

So the menu lists a kilo of fries suitable for 4-5 people.

Sketchy.

Never in my life did I want (let alone eat) a half pound fries. I say half a pound because there were 4 grown adults having dinner in my group so the rough maths on that is a half pound. Get it? Got it.

Onward.

He had the burger with caramelized onions  on brioche bun while I side eyed him with celiac envy because that bun is so gluten.

The injustice of it all!

I had the steak frites. It was terrible. The tough jerky flank/skirt steak was cut too thin so instead of being tender and juicy, it was tough.

I wish I could have had the burger.

The fries with stuff on it aka "Stoner Fries" is a good alternative.

So back to that kilo of fries.

I did my best to eat a half pound but started sweating. It was like the veggie version of meat sweats.

I was pretty entertained putting the fries in the various dipping sauces so that made the half pound challenge easier.

Kind of.

Ok - I couldn't eat that many fries so whatever.

If you love fries you will love this place.

If you are super busy you can even have it delivered to your front door via Yelp or Amazon Delivery.

Fries. Kilo. Fin.

Still my favorite local spot! Liked them on Hayes and love the downsized version on 17th @ Mission.

Stopped by for a quick brunch. Made the mistake of grabbing a protein bar about 1/2 hour before hand. It was a mistake because the portions here are generous.
Great omelettes. Good potatoes. "Big ass mimosas" that live up to their nomenclature too.
Very friendly service.  Will work with food allergies without hesitation and without attitude.
Worth the stop if in the area.

Um, how much do you love ? If as much as I, then this is definitely your kinda place.

Delicious fries, gorgeous mussels in a multifaceted broth, and superb service make this my go to for potato cravings.

It's quick and casual, whether eating in or ordering delivery.

Thank you for always fulfilling so many cravings and food desires!

Just love their "moules frites". The burgers and sandwiches are great too. It's a good place to enjoy a wine with friends.